Cowbells in the morning
I woke up this morning to the non-stop clanging sound of a cowbell coming from the direction of my backyard. I had initially attributed it to the neighbors kids, but once I got up and looked out the window, I saw otherwise.
There was a marathon going on that passed along the street behind my house. The sound that I was hearing - yeah, that was some woman that evidently thought she was in Canada at the Winter Olympics. I fully expected her to be wearing the red mittens with a white maple leaf.
